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The speed of Xu Mao Mao's hand as a single 25 year old isn't a decoration. He's skilled at grabbing red envelopes. He was the red envelope king of the author group. Of course, grabbing more also means sending more, Xu Mao Mao sends one nearly everyday.
However, this red envelope is a bit odd. Back then in the penguin group once you get the red envelope, the number is immediately shown. However, this red envelope only showed group member [Rice].
Someone mourned in the crowd.
[Migu]: Who was that fast, I didn't even manage to grab it
[Michelle]: I grabbed it, a whole can of it
[Mimi Tiger]: hatred, despise.jpg
[Fat Mimi]: Disdain +1
[Tiantian]: +2
[Abu]: +3
......
Those who didn't manage to grab anything began to spam, and Xu Mao Mao became even more curious of what he grabbed. He returned to the homepage and found 'My backpack', then poked on it.
The wallet page became like those large backpacks in online games, you can flip it page by page.
In the first box is a piece of what looks like meat. Xu Hao moved his paws over it and then a text hovered above it.
[One bite of premium cat canned food]
Cat canned food and just one bite?
This is the thing he grabbed just now?
At this time, the group's spamming reached 99+, the group's owner seem to be angry and banned everyone.
[Suan Ni]: @All members, meaningless spamming is prohibited in this group. Now I'll give everyone a talk about the rules of this group.
[Suan Ni] : As we all know, half a year ago, wang xingren* already opened community chat groups, we mao xingren* cannot lag behind. This group currently has one hundred cats, and will continue to increase in the future, determined to be the largest group chat in the entire cat industry! The group is mainly to facilitate everyone to communicate with each other, requiring you to be united and loving, prohibited from spamming, quarreling, and openly chatting.
* 汪星人 (wang xing ren) → Dog alien
喵星人 (mao xing ren) → Cat alien
“喵星人”, aliens from the "Meow Star" is often used by Chinese netizens to refer to cute cats, or just any cat. Similarly, some people call dogs “汪星人,” aliens from the “Bark Star.”
PS: Public chat in the group is free, private conversations are 10 love value, and the number of words cannot exceed thirty.
... What is love value?
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Xu Mao Mao stared at these two words and wondered, suddenly thought of how just now when entering the page, the header displayed similar words, looked up, and really, the words above:
[current love value: 150]
He clearly remember it was 250! How did that 100 disappear?
At this time, the ban was lifted and a red envelope was issued.
When the sparkly red envelope appeared on the page, Xu Mao Mao immediate poked out of reflex, but he didn't poke in the second step because a dialog came out, this time he finally saw the content of the dialog.
[Red envelope from 'Suan Ni', need to subtract 100 love value to take it, will you take it? Yes/No]
Turns out you need to subtract love value for red envelopes. Although he doesn't know what is love value, Xu Mao Mao hesitated, 100 seems to be a lot, should I take? Forget it, just take it, it doesn't require money.
Clicked on the confirmation and then quickly returned to the backpack. Only saw that there's one more item in the second box. It seems to be... a picture?
Paws mimicking fingers twiddle on the screen, enlarged to look, it really is a picture, the figure is a overbearing cat, the camera angle from the bottom up, it looks majestic.
But, this is just a picture only! Consumed his 100 love value! Although he still doesn't know what love value is, there's only fifty remaining in the balance! Can't grab a few red envelopes anymore!
[Suan Ni]: Thank you for the support. This is ben zuo's* portrait. Welcome everyone to treasure it.
*Ben zuo: Someone with decision-making power, right to speak, etc. Refers to noble position.
[Schrödinger's Meow]: Hate*! Very expensive
*Tuyan: radiance but in modern internet language it means hate.
[Fat Mimi]: vomiting.gif
[Administrator] has banned [Fat Mimi] for 24 hours.
Xu Mao Mao silently deleted the "vomit +1" in the input box. He believes that there must be many cats like him.
The group immediately calmed down and no cat dared to boo.
[Suan Ni]: Forgot to say, attacking the owner is prohibited
[Suan Ni]: @Rice, you little cat why are you so stingy, miser, can't you send cans one by one, ben zuo only got half a bite
[Rice]: QAQ peonynoveltl.blogspot.com
This is a double-standard cat that can only set fire to itself and doesn't allow others to light up.
Probably feared that the owner of the group will ban, Rice obediently sent Suan Ni a exclusive red envelope.
[Suan Ni]: I will bluntly accept the bribe, satisfyingly go offline.
In the group it was bustling.
[Rice]: Baby's heart is bitter. I just sent ten cans to the owner QAQ
[Little snow group]: pat pat, sympathize with you
[Little snow group] sent exclusive red envelope to [Rice]
[Sweet] sent exclusive red envelope to [rice]
[Rice]: Thank you, two young ladies QAQ
That's right, the socializing is climbing up.
In the group, all sorts of chats started, big brothers, big sisters, little brothers and little sisters all meowed at each other, and the relations became a mess.
He didn't want to watch these cats discussing topics such as their own fur and cat food, which were meaningless to him. However, he's worried that someone would send red envelopes. So he kept watch.
After making friends, they brag about each other's assets.
[Little snow group]: Let me tell you, I have 7800 love value
[Rice]: I have 10,000
[Arale]: 0.0
[Little snow group]: How much is the above?
[Arale]: Oh, more than 20 million
Rice and other small friends: shocked.jpg
[Rice]: I thought my account ten thousand is very powerful. It seems that poverty has limited my imagination.
Xu Mao Mao looked silently, thought for a moment, raised his paw and entered a line of words.
[Oscar]: What is love value? Friendly.jpg
There was silence in the crowd.
[Mimi Tiger]: You're a hillbilly from where? Just got a alliance bell?
The alliance bell means the thing on his neck. Xu Mao Mao shouted in the spirit of asking questions: Yes.
[Rice]: Oh, love value is the degree to which humans love us. For example, a poop scooping officer will get ten love value.
[Arale]: This value is based on the human character, emotional depth, such as my poop scooping officer's touch will get about a hundred to a thousand.
[Rice]: Envy, your poop scooping officer must love you.
[Arale]: Shy.jpg
Xu Mao Mao understands, in simple terms, is to want people to like them. The more people love them, the more love value they get.
Don't know how much is the love value of Chen Yu's touch? He should probably rather love this cat, Xu Mao Mao, blushed, and decided to sell meng with Chen Yu tonight. As for what moral principle, wait for him to turn back into a human to pick it up.
The cats in the group are very active, chatting non-stop. Xu Mao Mao widen his eyes to look at the screen, there's a lot of additional information about the bell. The bells really aren't ordinary, only cats could see it, and they are granted by the Banshee Association, and not all cats can get them. It seems that certain opportunities or qualifications are required, but Xu Mao Mao doesn't know exactly .
There is a setting on the bell where whenever love value is received, it will be broadcasted by voice and doesn't require manual viewing.
Xu Mao Mao played for a moment, seeing that no cats in the group send red envelopes, withdrew and went to the sofa to take a nap. Cats are very easy to be trapped creatures, especially when the sun warms the body.
In the evening, Chen Yu returned.
Xu Mao Mao was awakened by the movement of the door. Once he got up, he saw Chen Yu take off his coat and revealed the beautiful body wrapped in a tight sweater.
(ˉ﹃ˉ) Want to step on it, want to lick it.
Just do it, who told to me to be a cat now.
Xu Mao Mao stretched hard and then jumped off the sofa and squatted by Chen Yu's feet. Chen Yu naturally picked him up.
[Received love value from 'Chen Yu' +20]
Shen Xiao point a little nose.
[Received love value from 'Chen Yu'+10]
Wow, received 30 all of a sudden!
Xu Mao Mao mustered his courage, stuck out his tongue and licked the smooth face of the male god.
Didn't expect Chen Yu to frown, and the love value did not increase.
He doesn't like my intimacy?
Xu Mao Mao's eyes widened awkwardly, but he did not expect this expression to please Chen Yu.
[Received love value from 'Chen Yu' +50]
Xu Mao Mao:...
I really don't understand the scooping eunuchs.
Chen Yu put him down and changed into a home wear in the bedroom, and then made dinner. Similarly, Xu Mao Mao refused his canned wet food again, and he gave him delicious fish soup.
One human and one cat neatly sat in front of the dinner table, having dinner in a harmonious and friendly manner. After eating, Xu Mao Mao took the initiative to pick up his food bowl and sent it to the kitchen. Chen Yu showed a surprised and compassionate look, carefully brushed it clean, and began to clean up his own dishes. However, the manner in which he cleaned up really made the cat stare. He merely threw all used dishes, including all that had been used in the morning, into the sink.
Xu Mao Mao silently stared at his cat's paws, thinking about whether or not to help next time.
Chen Yu went into the room and changed into a new set of home clothes. In fact, he was very clean just now, not even the slightest bit of oil stain. Then lied on the sofa, holding him in his embrace, a cat in one hand, while the other pulled out his mobile phone, choosing a name from the address book and pressing the dial key.
Xu Mao Mao stared at the name on the screen: Zhong Xiang.
Zhong Xiang is the middleman who introduced the two of them. What is Chen Yu calling him for? Does he want to do another blind date?
Humph. Xu Mao Mao felt sad and disappointed, staring intently at Chen Yu's handsome face, really reluctant to transfer him to a little bitch!
In the end, Chen Yu said to Zhong Xiang: "Zhong Xiang, can you help me contact that person Xu Mao Mao? I think he's rather cute, but he deleted me."
"Meow!" Talking about me! Xu Mao Mao was shocked, ears stood up and listened carefully.
Don't know what Zhong Xiang said, Chen Yu frowned.
"He said he won't give me a chance no matter what?"
"...My Oscar is very obedient, and had just been abandoned by the owner and only recovered recently, I can't trust giving him to someone else..."
"... OK, I know." Chen Yu hung up, then looked down and glanced at Xu Mao Mao. "Be good, dad won't send you away."
Xu Mao Mao was happy and also not happy. The male god is very responsible. However, he has a cat. This contradiction is impossible to resolve.
After the evening went down, he actually earned nearly 300 love value from getting touched by Chen Yu.
What makes Xu Mao Mao happy is that he also puts him in bed and sleep together.
Looking at the male god, Xu Mao Mao held his burning cat face, but when he thought about Chen Yu sharing the same food and bed with a cat, he also also regretfully thought, if I can successfully turn back into a human, it would be good without this cat!
Thingking of this, Xu Mao Mao quietly entered the chat group. In the group someone sent red envelopes, but at that time he was getting cuddly with Chen Yu....cough.
[Oscar]: Hello, is there a cat?
[Migu]: Lifting claws.jpg
[Rice]: Meow
[Oscar]: Ask you guys a question, can you become a human?
[Rice]: It's perfectly fine, why do you want to become a poop scooping officer?
[Oscar]: Aren't humans the spirit of all things*
* derived from the book "Tai She", referring to the most spiritual of all species in the world.
[Rice]; Yes, you can concentrate on cultivation.
[Oscar]: How long?
[Rice]: At least a hundred years
Xu Mao Mao thought, by that time, he and his readers already turned to bones.
[Oscar]: Is there a faster way?
[Rice]: Yes, but I don't understand. There is a Dr. Mi in the group, you can ask
Xu Mao Mao flipped over the list of members. There's a cat named Dr. Mi, and the avatar displayed busy.
Sending a private chat cost 10 love value, but now that he has more than 400, not afraid of wasting, so he typed "Excuse me, do you know how to quickly turn into a human?" Intending to send it over, but a message box popped out.
[Dr. Mi has set private chat to not receive]
Um, this is a cold cat.
Looks like he can only wait for him to come out of the nest.
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